Lovely Dovely (whitedove1) wrote in psychonoir,
Lovely Dovely

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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

The nurse asks him,"Charlie what are you doing?" And Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago" Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

With surprise she asks, "Bob what are you doing!" Bob says... "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
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hahahaha that's funny
I love that one. Oldie, but a goodie.
I saw that same joke not too long ago. My roomie and I were writing dirty jokes on balloons, with which to fill our neighbor's apartment for his birthday, and came across that one. It was too long to fit on a balloon, but we got a laugh out of it.